Ah, don’t you love quizzes?! Well, not the kind that involve algebra but the ones that reveal more about yourself? I thought I’d share with you a kinky little sex quiz which will reveal your patented sexual fantasy. Are you secretly yearning to be a sexual seductress? Are you wanting to let go of all your responsibilities and become a sex slave? Or are you craving some thrill seeking action?

There are three symbols for this test. Add up your total score to find out which of the three categories you fall into. So if you get mostly circles, have a read of what the results mean below!

TEST ONE:

Think about some erotic dreams you’ve had and then look at the scenarios below. Tick those that have featured in your dreams and have left you feeling turned on or happy.

Sleeping with your boss
Having sex with your ex
Kissing or having sex with another woman
Sex involving food
Getting it on in the ocean or a pool
Having sex with someone in uniform

Sleeping with your boss doesn’t necessarily mean you fancy him (or her), it means you’re attracted to power. This is also true for having sex with someone in uniform. Kissing reveals a need for TLC, especially if it’s a same-sex deal, because women tend to be more caring than guys. Water is a symbol of emotion, so crashing waves reflect anger, while a quiet pool reflects a calm mood. Sex with your ex doesn’t mean you want him or her back, it suggests an inner need to rebel. And food related dreams suggest you might be bored with your life and you need to treat yourself - non-sexually, that is.

TEST TWO:

Study each sculpture then write down one word which sums up your feelings towards it.

If you’ve written down a word which is either erotic or positive, score yourself a tick next to that symbol. Now decide which sculpture you like best, and score yourself an extra tick against the corresponding symbol.

1. This is an erotic sculpture in the Khajuraho temple in India which depicts an erogenous orgy - oh, la la! If this is the sculpture that speaks to you the most, then you probably love the idea of more sexual freedom.

2. The Kiss by Auguste Rodin characterises a woman’s surrender to a passionate yet tender embrace. If this sculpture tickles your fancy, you might find it hard to trust a man enough to let him take control.

3. Norman Lindsay’s erotic nude sculpture details a proud woman showing off her alluring sex appeal. If you find this sculpture floats your boat, it’s likely you’re hiding a desire to be a powerful seductress yourself.

TEST THREE:

Whether it’s during some DIY time or with your lover, which of these fantasies are likely to pop into your head while you’re getting down and dirty? (Tick your top three.)

Being forced
Sex with a celebrity
Sex with two or more people
Being tied up or blindfolded
Sex with a stranger
Sex with a woman

Mostly : You may feel you can break all the rules in your sex dreams. Fantasies, such as having sex with another woman or stranger, reveal your frustration at the predictability or your ordinary life. You’re angry with yourself and you feel the only way you can get this out of your system is in the bedroom.

Mostly : Whether you toy with getting it on with an entire group of men or a gorgeous celebrity, these fantasies are about being so damn sexy that no one can resist you. However, it’s not so much about longing to be sexy, as longing for control - perhaps you don’t feel like you’re in the driver’s seat in other areas of your life.

Mostly : Fantasies where you’re tied up or “forced” reveal that you feel burdened by responsibility in your day-to-day life and that you’re looking for someone to take control in bed. If, deep down, you think sex is dirty or wrong, you may subconsciously feel guilty about it.

RESULTS:

MOSTLY : SEX SLAVE

What your kinky side’s hiding - Your fantasies tend to be about you surrendering control. In real life, you’re confident and people turn to you in a crisis - so there’s pleasure in a fantasy where someone else takes care of things. It shows a need to be protected and cared for.

What it means for your sex life - If you confess your fantasies to your partner, they’ll feel comfortable in the dominant role and it’ll also give them an ego boost.

What it means for your love life - You’re missing kind words and cuddles in your love life. Because you’re a strong person, others may not realise you can feel vulnerable and need taking care of sometimes.

What it means for your life - You need to take better care of yourself. We cannot love or take care of anyone else until we love and take care of ourselves. Know that asking for help doesn’t mean you’re weak.

MOSTLY : SEDUCTRESS

What your kinky side’s hiding - In your fantasies, men fall weak-kneed at your feet. This isn’t about wanting sex appeal, you want to dominate. Maybe someone once made you feel worthless, and you want to undo that wound to your self-esteem.

What it means for your sex life - It’s time to show your domineering side. The ultimate seduction is for him to see that you really enjoy sex.

What it means for your love life - As money forms a big part of the power and security in a relationship, you should work out whether you and your partner are hoarders, spenders or avoiders, then do something opposite to what you normally would each week. Hoarders should splash out, spenders should save and avoiders should budget. This restores balance to your relationship.

What it means for your life - You need to work on your self-esteem and learn to respect yourself. Be compassionate - listen with empathy to your inner voice. Communicate clearly and speak from the heart. Try new things, be playful and embrace the unexpected. Do what you say and say what you mean every day. Approach problems with positive expectations and learn from these tasks. Trust and believe in your own talents, and in the abilities of others.

MOSTLY : THILL SEEKER

What your kinky side’s hiding - You like your life to be stable and secure, but deep down you’re frustrated at being too scared to go after what you really want. You regret all the chances you’ve missed out on. You get stressed out and then use sex to let your hair down.

What it means for your sex life - Trying to act out wild fantasies can take the fun out of them. Instead, try sharing them anonymously, for example, start your own sex blog.

What it means for your love life - Hiding your fantasies can be a barrier to intimacy. Imagine you had one week left with your partner: would you change how you felt about him?

What it means for your life - You need to set challenging goals for yourself. Stretch yourself by learning new skills. Leaving your comfort zone will be hard at first, but it’s habit-forming.

Big love,

Ivy

xx