Ohh, isn’t this such a devious method of woo’ing a man?! I love it. Bring it on, I say! As you may know, the well-worn pick-up line, “what’s your sign?”, has kind of faded away since the 1960’s. Which is a shame, because this essential piece of information can help recognise a person’s goals, values, what qualities they seek in a lover and even how well they perform in the bedroom! Why would anyone not want to know that?! I’ve written this article for females seeking males, but you can, of course, just switch around the “his” with “her” if needed - it’s all relevant! So let’s take a peek at how each star sign shapes up.

AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19)

At his best: original, clever, genius, curious, humanitarian, independent.

At his worst: aloof, unreliable, eccentric, hot and cold, detached, unpredictable.

Famous Aquarians: John Travolta, Robbie Williams, John McEnroe, Christian Dior, Alice Cooper.

Sex is: unpredictable, spontaneous, different, cerebral.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be glamourous and intriguing, a good friend and listener, be fun, clever and intelligent. They have an attraction to partners with interesting, unconventional minds and bodies.

DON’T: be materialistic and greedy, be possessive and jealous, be rigid, narrow-minded and uncultured.

PISCES (February 20 - March 20)

At his best: charming, kind, selfless, sympathetic, idealistic, romantic, intuitive.

At his worst: dishonest, passive, naive, unstable, vague, escapist, weak-willed.

Famous Piscians: Dr. Suess, Bruce Willis, Sidney Poitier, George Harrison, Michaelangelo.

Sex is: magical, tender, spiritual, emotional.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: keep him intrigued, be strong when necessary, enjoy romance and games, maintain a secret side. They need to be needed, so make them feel important and loved.

DON’T: be cold and ruthless, be unimaginative, be hard and cynical, be too intellectual.

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)

At his best: energetic, assertive, passionate, adventurous, courageous, quick-witted, dynamic.

At his worst: egocentric, belligerent, naive, selfish, impulsive, quick-tempered and a bit of a daredevil.

Famous Arians: Russell Crow, Hugh Hefner, Spike Lee, MC Hammer, Warren Beaty.

Sex is: fierce, passionate, quick, frequent, enthusiastic, adventurous.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: show your feminine nature and assets (yeah, those assets), be stimulating - physically and intellectually, know how to be an effective flirt - but only for him! Be romantic and passionate and sexy all at once.

DON’T: be too strong or bossy, be slow or boring, come off as frigid or cold, be pessimistic or critical.

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)

At his best: warmhearted, determined, sensual, affectionate, devoted, placid, solid.

At his worst: possessive, jealous, self-indulgent, resentful, materialistic, greedy.

Famous Taurians: Tony Blair, Billy Joel,Jack Nicholson, Leonardo da Vinci, Stevie Wonder.

Sex is: slow, sensual, down-to-earth, straightforward, physical.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be feminine and sensual, be loyal and devoted, be affectionate and loving, be good with money.

DON’T: be flighty or frivolous, be cold or aloof, be too intellectual or abstract, be unstable or flaky.

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)

At his best: intelligent, curious, adaptable, quick-witted, youthful, lively.

At his worst: frivolous, superficial, cunning, tense, two-faced, insecure.

Famous Geminis: Mike Meyers, Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, Tom Jones, Johnny Depp.

Sex is: quick, varied, versatile.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: have an email address and a mobile phone (they love communication!), have lots of interests and hobbies, be ready for last minute plans (and adaptable with changing ones), be intellectually stimulating.

DON’T: be possessive and jealous, be boring and slow, too emotional and clingy, be uneducated or unread.

CANCER (June 22 - July 23)

At his best: imaginative, intuitive, emotional, sensitive, protective, shrewd.

At his worst: moody, clingy, changeable, egocentric, negative, secretive.

Famous Cancerians: Tom Cruise, George Bush (oh, how sexy…), Giorgio Armani, Mike Tyson, Bill Cosby.

Sex is: emotional, tender, nocturnal.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be sincere and true, be strong but caring, be physically affectionate, enjoy home and cooking, be understanding and allow them time for solitude.

DON’T: criticise or nag him, demand logic at all times, be too active and independent, be heartless and cold.

LEO (July 24 - August 23)

At his best: generous, faithful, dignified, noble, creative, affectionate.

At his worst: egocentric, vain, proud, domineering, intolerant, dogmatic.

Famous Leos: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mick Jagger, Aldous Huxley, Yves St. Laurent, Andy Warhol.

Sex is: passionate, ardent, noble, frequent, fun.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: have a great sense of style, know how to make others admire you, appreciate the arts, have a taste for the finer things and being good with children is a bonus!

DON’T: be petty or small, be frigid or cold, treat him with disrespect, challenge his authority beyond reason or shatter his ego.

VIRGO (August 24 - September 23)

At his best: practical, discriminating, analytical, logical, modest, reliable, diligent.

At his worst: critical, anxious, harsh, fussy, cheap.

Famous Virgos: Richard Gere, Michael Jackson, Prince Harry, River Phoenix, Otis Redding.

Sex is: clean, technical, safe, good, slow.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be clean and hygienic, have self-confidence, have a sparkling personality, set up ambitious (but not foolish) goals, and allow them time to open up.

DON’T: talk or behave in a vulgar way, smoke, drink too much, demand PDAs (public displays of affection), criticise him (that’s his department!).

LIBRA (September 24 - October 23)

At his best: charming, diplomatic, romantic, sociable, peaceful, aesthetic, refined.

At his worst: gullible, flirtatious, superficial, hesitant, indecisive, vain.

Famous Librans: Matt Damon, Michael Douglas, Moon Zappa, Sting, Bob Geldolf.

Sex is: fine, romantic, complete (I think I need a Libran lover!).

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be well-groomed, be feminine and classy, be sociable and fun, smile, be a reasonably fair person. They prefer to be pursued, rather then pursue. The more attention they get, the happier they are.

DON’T: be vulgar and rude, be unfit and sloppy (in private or public) have a screechy or whiny voice, be overly emotional or irrational.

SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22)

At his best: intense, magnetic, profound, loyal, exciting, powerful.

At his worst: extreme, secretive, jealous, possessive, resentful.

Famous Scorpians: Leonardo DiCaprio, Pablo Picasso, Prince Charles, Bill Gates (what a sexy mofo Bill is), Martin Scorsese (and me! Haha).

Sex is: intense, passionate, dangerous, consuming, tender.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be slightly provocative, be complex and intriguing, be able to hold his unwavered gaze, give him reason to trust you.

DON’T: be frigid and cold, be superficial and boastful, be too direct and frank, be untouchable - emotionally or physically, be aloof, and unnecessarily probe with questions.

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 21)

At his best: adventurous, optimistic, carefree, lucky, honest, jovial.

At his worst: risk-taking, naive, irresponsible, idealistic, tactless.

Famous Sagittarians: Brad Pitt, Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg, Jimi Hendrix (hot), Bruce Lee.

Sex is: fun, lively, enthusiastic, casual.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be challenging and stimulating, have some interesting life experiences, enjoy travel, especially to exotic far-away places, be spontaneous and ready for adventure at any moment.

DON’T: press for commitment, be possessive and clingy, put out his fire with cynical thinking, be narrow-minded or judgemental.

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20)

At his best: patient, ambitious, humourous, mature, hardworking, persevering.

At his worst: pessimistic, slow, inhibited, stiff, narrow-minded.

Famous Capricornians: Mel Gibson, Jude Law, Elvis Presley, Rod Stewart, David Bowie.

Sex is: conservative, earthy, slow, good.

FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

DO: be motivated and ambitious, know your etiquette, be affectionate and loving, show him you are hardworking.

DON’T: be overly sentimental, be self-pitying, waste time and money, be irresponsible and careless.

And just remember, lovelies, that these tips don’t just stop here. Not everyone falls into one of twelve categories - we’re individuals! I’m always adamant to remind people of someones entire astrological birth chart, especially their moon sign, and even the nature versus nurture factor. So even though these seduction tips do have truth to them, ultimately, it’s all a bit of naughty fun.

So do any of the traits ring any bells? Does your lover share any of the above traits? Or can you relate to any of the traits?

Big love,

Photos courtesy of Astrology Weekly!