I was reading a blog the other day and happened to come across one of the most bizarre fashion designs I’ve ever seen. *Drum roll* Behold!

It’s the Strapless G-String! Would you wear this? It’s completely being held up by your butt cheeks! I find it so weird but fascinating. I would love to know how the sale ratings went. Apparently it’s very comfortable. So seeing this nifty little number had me wondering; what are the most bizarre fashion trends and inventions ever created?

 

The design of this bra isn’t too weird, but the fact that it cost 1.9 million USD is ludicrous! Korea’s Golden Zone launched this gold bra during a fashion show in Seoul. The brassiere is named “Phoenix” and is decorated with diamonds. It looks really painful to wear!

Ok, I’ve usually got a pretty strong stomach, but this makes me feel sick, cringe and get shivers all over! Ouchies! These eye jewels have been created by Erick Larenbeek. They’re more of an artistic design than an everyday fashion item. They’re not as painful as they look because the string is actually attached to a contact lense. Imagine if you got it caught on something? Ok, let’s not imagine that…

 

How creepy are these!? I kind of like them actually, don’t ask me why. They would definitely make a good conversation starter! They would also confuse foot fetishers.

 

Hmmm. Antonio Alvarado is taking the whole sun protection thing a little too far. I guess it would’ve given him some recognition in the fashion industry! “Ahhh, sure, I remember Antonio, the guy who designed the darth vadar sombrero”.

 

This isn’t weird as much as it is cool. I would actually wear this. The LumiTops are made from fiber optics and will definitely have you stand out in a crowd. They come in unisex designs and LumiGram can even custom decorate for you!

 

Here we have the amazing gas trapping underwear! Yup, these delightful pieces from Under-Tec have inbuilt filters which trap the smell of your, ahem, smelly business. So now you can let ‘em rip without the embarrassment. Their motto is “wear them for the ones you love“. Although by the time you’re in love breaking wind doesn’t really matter. Or does it…?

 

Lastly we have the Japanese nipple scarf. Again, I would wear this - I think it’s hilarious! I see they come in all sorts of sizes too! I really want one, or two, or a pair… you know what I mean.

I know there’s a tonne of weird and wacky creations out there, do you know of any? If you do, leave a link! Sometimes you just have to see it to believe it!

Big love,

Ivyology on April 16th, 2008 | File Under Fashion | -