I had to share this article with you all:

How funny is that?! I like what the Asda spokesperson said, but I guess it is kind of serious that she fainted from her orgasmic undergarments. Of course, I had to check out these vibrating briefs for myself. The Ann Summers website summerises the Passion Pants best:

What could be more illicit than hands-free masturbation in public, with passers by or fellow commuters blissfully unaware of the orgasm coming your way? These inconspicuous black silky knickers conceal a discreet yet powerful bullet vibe in a perfectly positioned pocket. And we’re talking pinpoint precision here. Wear them to throw some sexy shapes on the dance floor, wear them to dinner and watch the wine glasses shake or challenge yourself to get past the fruit and veg in Sainsburys.

I don’t think the woman in the article passed the challenge. But imagine wearing them to a cocktail party or your kid’s graduation? Okay, you can’t hear it buzzing, but imagine the unusual facial expressions others would see? And I’m sure they would happen at the most inappropriate of times too; “we’re sorry to say this, but your husband is in a coma”, “oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhh!!!”

But the fun doesn’t end there, there’s even a little something for the boys, too! The Remote Control Thong for Men is built to please, with anal or testicular stimulation at the press of a button. There’s a great birthday gift idea for gramps!

Big love & Octopussy,

Ivy

xx