Ever Wanted To Pee Standing Up?
You know I love the weird and hilarious, right? Well, the super lovely Ayesha of Cheap and Fabulous sure knows it, so she sent me this:
Now, I’ve already written about the Shit Box, but here’s something for number 1. The P-Mate. It’s a contraption which allows us ladies to pee whilst standing up (standing up!? What ever happened to squatting and drip drying?)
You place the P-Mate directly under your urethra, making sure the hole at the end faces somewhere other than your feet, and then take a whiz just like the fellas do. They actualy have female pee-stands at festivals too - check this out. Can you imagine going to a festival or rave and standing there taking a piss? I don’t know, I kind of prefer the privacy you have when squatting behind a shrub.
What do you guys think? Is the P-Mate the answer to your peeing needs? Would you use it?
Big love,
July 29th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Ew. Hell no. I’d hold for hours to avoid using that thing. (I sound so very close minded, don’t I? I swear, i’ll try most stuff once, but peeing standing up just isn’t up there on my list!)
July 29th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Ha i used that thing but didn’t really made it ‘out’ without making a mess. I do believe its easier to use with a skirt on. I kinda felt myself on display with that thing but my friends and i were curious and it used to be a whole hype at musicfestivals here but i havent seen any girls doing it for a while..
July 29th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
LOL, I think I’ve seen those before. There have been moments when it would have come in handy (camping, but who would think to pack those?), and I can imagine female-to-male’s would find it very useful.
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July 29th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
i am way too lazy for that. i would most likely end up pissing all over my hands. i’ll stick with the ol’ squatteroo.
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July 29th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
1) Really girls, you’re not missing out on anything at all. Peeing while standing - we just boast about it so you guys will be jealous. It’s really not at all like we make it out to be. A civilised gent such as myself will not just piss anywhere.
2)Love love love your hair Ivy! The villian in my Honours thesis is an evil version of me and he has magnesium red hair. LOVE IT! Xx
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July 29th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Hahaha. I think I’ll stick to squatting and drip drying when I have to pee too Ivy. But this is still hilarious to look at.
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July 30th, 2008 at 7:38 am
I’ve actually seen this at the chemist’s! Lol, I don’t think they’re selling that well!
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July 30th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Yeah, I’d rather not piss all over myself… which is exactly what would happen if I tried to use one of those.
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July 30th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
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amika - Wow, you’ve tried it?! And it didn’t even work?? Holy shit, it’s worse than I thought! lol
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Annie Spandex - Ahhh, that’s such a good point! Although I can’t imagine there’d be a huge market. But yeah, I wouldn’t pack those things for camping either, haven’t these people heard of porta-loos? lol
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SparkleSparkle - Haha, squatteroo - that could be a new invention for GUYS to pee like GIRLS
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Grant - 1) LOL, Well, thank you for being man enough to clear that up.
2)Thank you so much!!
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Ayesha - Hehehe, yeah, let’s do it like nature intended, huh? Glad you still got a giggle out of it though
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Natasha - LOL, really?! No, I can’t imagine they’d be doing that well either. It’s weird that they’re selling these at chemists though - or is that just me?
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Shadow.x.Crystal - Hahaha, I can totally iamgine myself doing the same thing. Seems like no one is a fan of the P-Mate!
August 6th, 2008 at 7:04 am
A great idea in theory though much safer to squat.
However, it isn’t new. I remember reading that Viginia Woolf once peed out of a train window with some kind of canula. Another useless piece of information!
August 6th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
December 30th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female
This is pretty easy; I am female and I never sit to pee anymore. I think everyone should do this.
P-mate is less comfortable and convenient than just pulling your labia aside like the wikihow suggests.